Monday, February 18, 2013

Funny Lines a la Me (or What Practice Looks Like)

So, I was futzing around while watching the Lesson 12 online video, and wound up with a few pages full of some pretty goofy stuff.
WARNING: Some cuss words ahead.

head built tough heart guard dead learn tough touch tush SHEURly she is odd
 and U and I.  Awe awe awe awe taut walk talk cock suck my cock.  Caulk the chalk.  I was taught call me.
  I saw it.  The bird said KAU!  I H-F you.

  I saw it coming all the time.  OU OU I am going downtown.
  AaOEU OEU.  The boy is dead.  Boy toy toys are gone.  He is so loud!  The moon is large.  Zoo zoom, zoom!  Spoon lick the spoon.  Fuck the moon.  I am going to zoom to the moon.  Quit zooming in the room.  So...  Much blood.  I ear mite might tune tune tune tune eat eat eat eat all bout boy cool all bout boy cool

 chalk cloud choice door gloom AOE eat glean gleam bus as I was squatting, the cat licked me.  Cause I joined the cause.  Have the clause in the thing is dead?  Loose the noose.  TPHOZ.  Town void sound soil fraud.  Crowd.  School.  Booze.  Ploy.  Loose.  Mood.  Cause.  Loud.  Coil.  Coiling door.  Dooring took.  Doubt.  Pawn.  Chow.  Sauce.  Hot sauce.  Scouted.  Voice.  Ouch join.  Down loot the pan.  Spoiled kid.  Room.  Brow.  Claw.  Off.  Noise.  Cook.  Cook in the pan.

  Sun her son is smart.  The sun is shining.  My son will be glad.  That the is not a knot.  The KAU is in bred.  I eat bread.  I breed many dogs.  I love you, not!  The bread is in the fridge.  Eat it!  ED is bed I TPRAOER.  TPAOR far fare fare fear fear fear fear fear the reap -R.

  Sent cent scent scent SKR-PBT scent scent scent scent SKREBT scent scent scent scent scent
 the dogs picked up the scent.  The boy kicked the ball and then started bawling.  I kids are singing.  And the bells are ringing.  All the bells are ringing in my head.  Scent.  Her scent has some odd stuff in it.  The sum of the parts is hard to have.  Not me.  I am not a knot.  Knot the tie.  I went to the mall and was mauled by the mad dogs.  I will be dead in a day.  Mate with the dog!

I want to go on a date with him.  Date day time tie tide.  Boot boot tool tool tune tune hate hate mate name name.  Need need need immediate immediate meet meet feed feed.  Tie AOEU Hal the in the hall all the time give Hal a gift.  Mark mark the board.  Mark is a tool.  The mall is full of tool tools.  Tell your dog not to maul my cat.  Ball bawling kids are so bad.  Bad a thing thin thin I pulled the wire taut, butt then I taught the kids.  I want to teach tee tee tea tea AOE AOE AOE tee tee tee tee tee AOE tee PHAOE meet meet meet mate mate mate mate mate mate mate me.  P-PLDZ P-LZ P-LZ.  PHR-Z PHR-Z PHR-Z I call foul with the fowl.  Our house is in the hour.  The hour is nigh.  The course is quite coarse.  My house is large, you bitch.  The course has a lot of dumb stuff.  The quartz is coarse.  Of course, my dear.  Dear me O my!  Wood, would you?  Eat my hot, large wood.  Yum!

  Blouse.  Couch.  Blood.  Good.  Caught.  Frau.  Choice.  Oil.  Brook.  Choose.  Small.  Talk.  Spoil.  Joint.  Sprawl.  Hound.  Booze.  Ground.  Voice.

As you can see, it's a lot of practice with the dipthong volumes, and some long vowels.
I'm tackling Lesson 13 today, and I want to ace it!

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